• My milk to cereal ratio is always perfect.
  • I can throw a banana very far.
  • Singing in the shower could be my day job.
  • I never step on sidewalk cracks.
  • I can disassemble and then reassemble ballpoint pens with lightning speed.
  • I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

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